The Original Wizard

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

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i a m d i v e r g e n t

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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windy-boy:

yes-im-satan:

Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love

you certainly put your url to good use

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underestimatedoswinfangirl:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

johnnydepps:

iamjonwanker:

yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot

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yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot

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Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

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I have a nervous breakdown in the film and in one scene I get to stand at the top of the stairs waving an empty sherry bottle which is, of course, a typical scene from my daily life, so isn’t much of a stretch.

Emma Thompson on playing Professor Trelawney (via likesummertempests) (via fuckyeahemmathompson)

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hakuna-freakin-matata: darrenpillowscriss: aesawinterfell: yodropthechampagne: i wrote a poem whoa I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep… Sums up our generation

hakuna-freakin-matata:

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

Sums up our generation

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loki-forever:

Tom Hiddleston as Adam in Only Lovers Left Alive

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